Love Note #41

cause creepy clingy kitty mew.

The Throne

Silly Humans.

So I know for DAMN SURE, it's not just me. We humans think that our blanket is an evil-proof shield. Even though we know how ghosts function, and that if he wants to eat your soul, he can destroy your blanket within a fraction of a second. But no, we'll still keep using it like a cloak of invisibility..  Dem ghosts be like "Stupid humans!" But whatever floats our boat, yo.

Mr.Pervy Kumar

We've all seen at least one of these creepy loner "Pervert Unkeels" at bars/clubs. Just sitting there and hitting on girls his daughter's age. Sometimes even blowing kisses from across the bar, and if you're the girl who's being hit on, you're just like "KILL. ME. NOW." And, if you're a single guy, you might be thinking "That's my future self, old, alone, needy and desperate."

Love Note #35

Flirt Note #3

Stubble is the new black. Yes, yes it is!